Hoamstuk
A yung man stand in his beddroom. it Just so hapens that 2day, the 13nd of aprill, is this yong mans birfday. tho itt were thirten yeers ago he wuz given lyfe, its only twoday he wil be gifen a Name!1 Wat willl the nam of ths yunng Man bee?
Posted at 3:04am on July 26th - 157279 NOTES

ttthhhooorrriiinnn:

elronds-eyebrows:

dragonriderofberk:

forficwritersbyficwriters:

amandaonwriting:

Cheat Sheets for Writing Body Language

We are always told to use body language in our writing. Sometimes, it’s easier said than written. I decided to create these cheat sheets to help you show a character’s state of mind. Obviously, a character may exhibit a number of these behaviours. For example, he may be shocked and angry, or shocked and happy. Use these combinations as needed.

by Amanda Patterson

You guys, this is such a great chart especially for budding writers. Sometimes it’s more effective to show a character being bored or excited or shocked without explicitly saying so.

Where had this been all my life?

This isn’t just useful for writing, this is an absolute lifesaver for people with Asperger’s syndrome and other disorders

I needed this.

Posted at 2:58am on July 26th - 127425 NOTES

cdaae:

Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language. 
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke. 
What did you have to eat today? 
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Please send a number!

cdaae:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Please send a number!

(Source: geekykristie)

Posted at 2:53am on July 26th - 31902 NOTES

bro-fucking-strider:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

sinfultosh:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

madam-madi:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

tragedy 

IT’S BACK

FUCK

I saw this house on a documentary about male strippers

shit 

bro weve been found out

shit fuck

Posted at 2:53am on July 26th - 286286 NOTES

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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(Source: meidosuji)

Posted at 2:53am on July 26th - 125944 NOTES

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

Posted at 2:52am on July 26th - 1270 NOTES

shelbycragg:

give me all the bacon and eggs you have

shelbycragg:

give me all the bacon and eggs you have

Posted at 2:52am on July 26th - 23285 NOTES

turntechgodsdick:

mom, dad
i want to paint myself grey and dress up like dead alien teenagers

(Source: crabsickles)

Posted at 2:52am on July 26th - 174985 NOTES

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

Posted at 2:52am on July 26th - 82216 NOTES

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(Source: rox1n)

Posted at 2:52am on July 26th - 7219 NOTES

actionables:

to all the people who make perfectly looped gifs

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